About Us - Hello folks:

I thought I'd take a minute and tell you about little Billy.

It's kinda sad, so I'm not really quite sure where to start.  You see, although he's almost 15 years old, they say Billy will never get past the mentality of a four year old child.

It's been so hard to bring him up like that.  He watches the kids play outside, but I can't let him out to play with them. That's because I can't trust him not to just take off and not come back.  So I let him sit by the window, and just watch the kids play.  Sometimes, if he's in a good mood, he'll talk to them when they go by.  Sometimes he even sings them a song, and they like that.

But he was raised in a house with a lot of animals in it.  So when he's in a bad mood, he'll just meow or bark at the kids when they're out there.  There's even times when he'll yell "help" and scream real loud, and then all my neighbors think I'm beating him.

I just don't know what to do with him anymore.  I can't trust him at all unless I'm there to keep an eye on him.  So now a days, I actually have to lock him up sometimes.  He doesn't like that, and I feel so bad when I have to do it.  I do give him some toys to play with though.  His favorites are his rattle and his fuzzy little bear.  I hate to lock him up, but what can I do?  It's for his own good. He's stuck with the mind of a 4 year old forever....... so I know it sounds mean and cruel, but sometimes I just HAVE to put him away and lock him up.

So now you know my deepest secret.  And how Billy and I have to live.  Oh yeah, there's just one more thing.......did I mention that Billy's my blue front parrot?

Ozarkguy

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